WARNING! This is graphic. Weak stomached people need NOT to go on with reading. You have been warned!

The birth story AKA ” What they WONT show you on the Discovery Channel or TLC”

Bryan Edmond Thomas | Born 9-9-08 @ 6:14 pm | 9lbs 4oz.

Me, a mommy. Who would have seen that coming … well I can say all of my close friends because they know just how deep Ralph and I are in LOVE. We are even deeper in love over the birth of our son, Bryan. You NEVER feel a love as strong as the one you feel for your child. Every sappy love song that you equate to a man somehow feels right in explaining the love you have for your child. Example, Chris Brown - With You. I tear up every time I hear that song. That is Ralph and I’s song but now when I hear It I think of Bryan “With every kiss and every hug you make me fall in love” .

Bringing that little big boy into the world wasn’t easy though. As I stated in my last post my labor had to be induced because he was getting too big inside of me. I’m diabetic and diabetics usually give birth to big ass babies so they decided to get him out of me at 38 weeks instead of 40 (which is still full term anyway). Here is the story, blow by blow. I’m not leaving any stone unturned in hopes of shedding light on some of the more “nasty” aspects of the birthing process .. the shit you DON’T see on TV. click to read more »

As I was looking through my space today at my friend Shaquana’s pictures I noticed something odd. Well, its not odd its just a trait of mine. After seeing numerous pictures of hers tagged with “7days7nights.com” logos it hit me, Allie don’t do “da club“.

Now before you go off and ask what kind of an old hag I am hear me out. I know I’m only 20 but in my younger teenage days I was a wild thing. If you knew me from my past blogs (urban-tease.net and Nubian-flava.net) then you knew that I was wild for a fact. Every week blogging about some diffrent dude I was seeing, some club me and my best friend Michelle was about to hit up, just some ol young girl foolishness - nothing out of the ordinary for my neighborhood. I’ve realized though as I’ve gotten older, when a year would pass I would spend less and less time hitting up the club until ultimately, around the age of 18, I stopped all together.

I guess you can say that I find the New York urban club scene to be rather whorish and lame. I’m not saying that I’m the proprietor of good taste, after all I am the girl with the cherries tattooed on my right breast, but even I know when to say when .. especially at my age and mentality now. The way some of these females come out to these clubs makes me believe that no one owns a full length mirror anymore. Either that, or they just don’t care. Odds are … they just don’t care. I mean come on, who told this broad she looked good?

Tyreeka, please sit yo' ass down and get a stylist asap.

Lets take a look at everything WRONG with that picture up there.

1. Ill fitting Jacket
2. Nasty looking, one-two sizes too small poom-poom shorts
3. Knock off Chanel clutch/purse (ok, I don’t know if it’s a knock off but … shit you know it is)
4. Thigh high winter boots with poom-poom shorts (I mean really, who the fuck started that trend so I can shoot them?)
5. The belly ..
6. The tired, played out weave. I guess she didn’t read about my weave cardinal sins on Luscious-Deluxe.com
7. The Hpnotiq¹ bottle in her hand. I can just see her now, chugging hpnotiq straight from that bottle with no glass.

Nasty ass females aren’t the only reason why I gave up on the urban club hopping. Males are just as tacky, even if its not in their clothing. I’ve realized that the #1 reason men boys come to the clubs is to get numbers and collect females. Its not surprising, in fact its much expected, but the way some of these guys come at you is just ridiculous! Maturity and respect go a long way, but it seems like today thanks to the likes of BET², and the “playa playa” mentalities you will NEVER find Mr. Ideal Man in the club. Nope, not ever. Most of the dudes that approached me in clubs had 99 problems … and this chick wasn’t about to be one of them.

The dancing is atrocious! Sure, I’ll dance with you, but the way they want to dance now we’ll have to put on a condom first. “Dancing” in some of these clubs is just a code word for “feeling on your booty, thighs, and twat”.

And, don’t get me started on the LINE to get into the damn club! Just looking at the line can determine to me if I want to be there. Most of the fighting and ignorance is first noticed outside the joint, so I take a careful look at the line to see just who is trying to get in. If I didn’t like what I saw (which was like 70% of the time) I trotted my black ass home. Why should I pay $20 to go to ignorant avenue? I can watch the project fights from my apartment window … for free.99

Nope, Allie don’t do the club anymore. Maybe one day when I’m old enough to do an “upscale” grown & sexy lounge type thing, but not now when all I’m old enough to get into is the bowels of the club scene. I’ll stay at home with my son, at least his shit will stink for a reason.

Speaking on my son, He’ll be here Monday or Tuesday, because im being induced. I will be MIA from the web world for a little while. Wish me luck people!

Reading is fundamental. It’s something I learned how to do quite well starting at the age of 2. My grandmother brought me “Hooked On Phonics” and made me practice every day. Since then I’ve cultivated a love of reading. I’ve also realized that reading can get you out or keep you out of a lot of shit. Not reading for enjoyment, but reading for your personal knowledge… so you don’t look stupid as hell. You wouldn’t drive without reading the directional road signs, especially if you don’t know the location very well now would you?

What am I getting at? Myspace, the home of the thirsty “I don’t know how to read” males (and females for that matter). Get this, I log on and have new mail…

How you doing Beautiful, how are you? hope everything going well with you.. but my name is Simon and your pic caught my eye. I don’t mean to bother you, or anything like that.. but I just wanna to let you know, that wow u look beautiful, and that smile of yours, wow damn girl, u got it going on.. I just wanted to come correct at u, and get to know you, and who knows, we might be more, if I play my cards right(wink)

He’s a . While I am grateful that dudes find me attractive¹,this here is just too stupid. He could have spared me going into a random spastic fit of lol’z if his short ass would have just taken the time to read. My page isn’t private at all (not even the pics) and states quite nicely…

As far as my love life goes (what most guys want to find out) I am in LOVE with an amazing man named Ralph. I would have never thought that our relationship would have gotten to the status that we are at now. I’m as happy as I have ever been with a man and I thank him for loving me through my stubborn, hardheaded ways. I can’t even IMAGINE being without him now. Every relationship has its problems, we are a strong, united, front but don’t let that fool you. We have our “off” days as well. I’m glad we can work through the struggles, J.A.D.E.D. bitches (you know who you are), and the ups and downs of being a young couple in a very grown up love. Needless to say dudes fall back because I’m happily taken :)

As if that’s not obvious enough, or you are just glancing by, my quick details are a dead give away

It took you less then 15 seconds to read that didn’t it? What did you learn about me? Lets see .. I’m making less then 30,000, I don’t smoke or drink, I’m a Taurus, I’m black, In college², I’m engaged, and I’m expecting a baby.

If even THAT somehow alluded you, I have pictures of myself with a big ol’ preggy belly for the world to see. Don’t tell me you even failed at picture books as a youngin’

So the question still stands .. Do you read, or is it just a case of “ma I don’t care bout cha baby or ya man .. whats good with me and you?”

On a whole ‘nother note, a BIG shout out and congratulations to my home girl Jasmine aka “Jai-Tease” who was chosen as a top 25 finalist in Chris stokes’ “I want to be a star” contest! She’s on her way to Cali baby!!!! Jas, if you are reading this, I’m so proud of you! Now its time to be on your hardest hustle. Bitches (and yes female fucking DOGS) don’t want to see you on the top, especially when they are mad that they don’t have any talent in the first place. They will try to knock you down every chance they get. Have fun, but be wary of C. Stokes. Something about that man doesn’t sit right with me .. all I’m saying is keep an eye open always, even when you sleep. Go get em girl!